Saturday, July 2, 2011

Skavverz Skamperz retire after bruising encounter with the Maulers!

After the walloping the skaven received by the twisted and mutated hands of the Feral Maulers, the Skavverz Skamperz have decided it best not to get back up off the pitch and face another team! In fact, they have remained on the same very pitch for the last fortnight, lying face down (or belly up, depending on how they landed) and are refusing to budge!

Match officials have decided that the show must go on however, and have issued a warning to all players facing off at the Toecutter Stadium to check their boots between plays - those rats were always slippery!

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