After the walloping the skaven received by the twisted and mutated hands of the Feral Maulers, the Skavverz Skamperz have decided it best not to get back up off the pitch and face another team! In fact, they have remained on the same very pitch for the last fortnight, lying face down (or belly up, depending on how they landed) and are refusing to budge!
Match officials have decided that the show must go on however, and have issued a warning to all players facing off at the Toecutter Stadium to check their boots between plays - those rats were always slippery!
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Match Report:
Legion of the Dead 2
The Exiles 1
Once again it was a nice sunny day for Blood Bowl as the newbie team of The Exiles (hot amazon babes) took on the Legion of the Dead (smelly old corpses). There was an interesting turnout from the crowd, The newbie team has about 4,000 supporting fans (mostly women), while LoD has an incredible 17,000 Necrophiliacs who had obviously come to watch their team shag the Amazons.
The Legion of the Dead won the coin toss and chose to receive.
The Amazon's seemed to be aware of the dangers of standing so close to the edge of the pitch when Knight Howler is on the field, but despite getting some advice from the Legion of the Dead coach, left a large gap down the right side of the field. Precious received the ball after kick off and sure enough headed for that open gab, successfully passing the ball to Lord Mortis.
Meanwhile midfield, The Rock KO'd Lineman 1 sending him off the pitch.
The Exiles attacked taking Lord Mortis down along with the ball and Molpadia slipped in a boot to his balls for a stun. The crowd screamed cries of 'Foul' but the referee decided to turn his head and ignore it.
Knight Howler entered the fray kicking one amazon beauty out into the crowd. The crowd didn't seem to eager to beat up these hotties and only a solitary orc came over to stun the beauty. The Amazons did their best to get to the ball, but came up just short.
A couple of turns later, Lord Mortis had revenge for his team on Eumache causing injury and ending her ability to play out the rest of the game. Also in retaliation to the foul, Brains the Zombie, returning after injury began stomping on Aello only to get caught by the referee and sent off the field. Boos come from the crowd, who now suspected those amazon hotties have had some influence on the ref (Lucky Ref).
Finally Lord Mortis managed to pick up the ball, smashes his way through Toxaris, causing injury also, and ran across the line for the try.
The Legion of the Dead kicked off and Molpadia struck again with another kick to the balls, this time to The Rock and surprisingly The Rock went down in a heap and was dragged off the field.
Luckily for him, again his regeneration saved him from missing out on the rest of the match.
With no Rock on the field, the Legion's defense weakened and eventually Otrere ran through and scores a try for the Amazons. With not much time left of the first half, the Legion of the Dead tried to organize a solid drive only to have Klymene cause injury to Meat the zombie and Lampedo a knock out punch on Lord Doom.
Second half and Legion of the Dead had to kick off again, the ball going long down the far end of the Amazons turf. Lord Doom had his revenge laying the smack down on Kreousa causing injury and sending her off on a stretcher. The Girls tried to strike back but Aina collided with Dribble knocking herself out – a good thing too as Dribble began to drool all over her! She'll be taking a bath after that one...
Lord Mortis decided to use his head – literally – and head butted Otrere into the injury bin allowing Roger to try and charge through for a touch down, however he failed to pick up the ball and the girls brought back more support.
Both teams struggled to retrieve the ball lying deep in Amazon territory, but the loss of four of their players from the field started to show on the Amazons and they are eventually outnumbered around the ball area.
Finally Roger grabbed the ball and scored the winning try with only one turn left on the clock.
Final score 2 - 1 to the Legion of the Dead.
The Legion of the Dead won the coin toss and chose to receive.
The Amazon's seemed to be aware of the dangers of standing so close to the edge of the pitch when Knight Howler is on the field, but despite getting some advice from the Legion of the Dead coach, left a large gap down the right side of the field. Precious received the ball after kick off and sure enough headed for that open gab, successfully passing the ball to Lord Mortis.
Meanwhile midfield, The Rock KO'd Lineman 1 sending him off the pitch.
The Exiles attacked taking Lord Mortis down along with the ball and Molpadia slipped in a boot to his balls for a stun. The crowd screamed cries of 'Foul' but the referee decided to turn his head and ignore it.
Knight Howler entered the fray kicking one amazon beauty out into the crowd. The crowd didn't seem to eager to beat up these hotties and only a solitary orc came over to stun the beauty. The Amazons did their best to get to the ball, but came up just short.
A couple of turns later, Lord Mortis had revenge for his team on Eumache causing injury and ending her ability to play out the rest of the game. Also in retaliation to the foul, Brains the Zombie, returning after injury began stomping on Aello only to get caught by the referee and sent off the field. Boos come from the crowd, who now suspected those amazon hotties have had some influence on the ref (Lucky Ref).
Finally Lord Mortis managed to pick up the ball, smashes his way through Toxaris, causing injury also, and ran across the line for the try.
The Legion of the Dead kicked off and Molpadia struck again with another kick to the balls, this time to The Rock and surprisingly The Rock went down in a heap and was dragged off the field.
Luckily for him, again his regeneration saved him from missing out on the rest of the match.
With no Rock on the field, the Legion's defense weakened and eventually Otrere ran through and scores a try for the Amazons. With not much time left of the first half, the Legion of the Dead tried to organize a solid drive only to have Klymene cause injury to Meat the zombie and Lampedo a knock out punch on Lord Doom.
Second half and Legion of the Dead had to kick off again, the ball going long down the far end of the Amazons turf. Lord Doom had his revenge laying the smack down on Kreousa causing injury and sending her off on a stretcher. The Girls tried to strike back but Aina collided with Dribble knocking herself out – a good thing too as Dribble began to drool all over her! She'll be taking a bath after that one...
Lord Mortis decided to use his head – literally – and head butted Otrere into the injury bin allowing Roger to try and charge through for a touch down, however he failed to pick up the ball and the girls brought back more support.
Both teams struggled to retrieve the ball lying deep in Amazon territory, but the loss of four of their players from the field started to show on the Amazons and they are eventually outnumbered around the ball area.
Finally Roger grabbed the ball and scored the winning try with only one turn left on the clock.
Final score 2 - 1 to the Legion of the Dead.
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