PLAYED 16/6/11
The Blistering Shagfisters fought hard against the Chaos Pact. Early in the first half making a play for a touchdown deep into the opposition half after Slymon Abletoss picked up a fumbled ball and tossed it upfield, Dash Stikkyfingers was pushed out into the crowd by a Dark Elf resulting in injuries that won't see Dash back on the pitch for another week. The Chaos Pact recovered and went 1 up after inflicting a brutal pounding on the human underdogs, resulting in Will Mashewgud heading to the sidelines with a fractured leg. Fortunately for the Shagfisters the team apothecary was on the sideline and quickly had repaired the damage even allowing Mashewgud to return to the pitch that half.
It was a late play in the first half where Bruis d'Nutsak had his leg fractured and the score was evened by a Nik Snachengo Touchdown, but the second half is when it got really dirty.
Flash E. Farqueoff, thrower for the Humans was sent off for foul play, Owen Sumpaebak killed Pebbles the Fouler and Big Tom kept smashing Dickie Shulda to the ground time after time until it was established that Dickie would never be getting up ever again. Brick Enface took the score to 2 - 1 in favour of the Shagfisters in the middle of the half, whilst the casualties continued to mount with Brutus Shaggafist leaving the field with a broken jaw and Will Mashewgud ensured that another Chaos Pact player would miss the next game.
A goblin thrown for touchdown was a turn 8 play by the Chaos pact, leading to riots in stadium that had the time clock reset for an extra play each. Having set up simply to cause injury this left the key players out of position, Will Mashewgud carved a channel through the defense and the pass went to Owen Sumpaebak who was already looking at the touchline downfield. Owen's dreams of victory and glory slipped through his fingers and bounced to the ground, essentially securing the result as a draw.
MVP for the humans went to Will Mashewgud, who was inspirational and provided some key assists running around the field like a madman on his fractured leg. Nobody knows exactly what the Apothecary did to get him back on the field, but Will is sharper than ever and has been heard to comment "...I need another fix, man" and "got a copper, mister". Doc Feelgood's only comment was "...the first one is always free..." but hasn't elaborated further.
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